Handful of Milk Duds, chocolate covered raisins or peanuts, brown jelly beans
Fill bags with candy. Attach poem.
Share with friends or neighbors OR if you are brave... place at kid's table on Thanksgiving!
You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't say I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"
You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!