Thursday, November 5, 2009

Turkey Poop

Note: Last month we made pumpkin poop so this month we decided to make turkey poop. I must this month grossed me out whereas last month didn't! That is why there is NO picture!

Turkey Poop

small bag
Handful of Milk Duds, chocolate covered raisins or peanuts, brown jelly beans

Fill bags with candy. Attach poem.

Share with friends or neighbors OR if you are brave... place at kid's table on Thanksgiving!


You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't say I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"

You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!


The Japanese Redneck said...

Funny, love the quote.


Suzann @ The Olive Cottage said...

This is hysterical! I'm so gonna make this.

Dr. Wifey said...

i am SO giving turkey poop to my nephews at Thanksgiving! LOL

Tammy said...

Hilarious! Great one!